Here is my running compilation of favourite jokes for kids.
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he was not peeling very well.
What is the type of cheese that does not belong to you?
Not Yo Cheese (Nacho Cheese)
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
He needed to get a few spare ribs
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A Fsh.
How do you make time fly?
Throw your watch out the window!
Why was 10 scared?
Because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9).
Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
The meat ball
Where do cows go for a holiday?
Moo York.
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